I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.
Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.
*Lol, I’m not sorry.
the beauty of having gone to a private catholic academy for fourteen years of your life is that later on you get to dig a few stuff up and have a good laugh
i just found some flyers from high school promoting abstinence, and it says “101 ways of loving each other without sex”
one of them is “bake a pie together”
so now i need a high school AU fic where cas comes from a very devoted family but he’s dating dean, and dean really wants to do the do but he doesn’t want to ask (thinks cas would be against it) so he finds this flyer in one of cas’ notebooks and decides to do everything on it with cas
like, maybe that would take away the urge?? it says it will - so they do the 101 horribly sappy things (including #75, going dancing) but at the end of it (the last one being “take a picture in a photo booth together”, seriously I can’t make these things up) cas crawls over dean’s lap as soon as they’re inside the booth, kisses him silly and tells him to take him home with the biggest smile
he really appreciates that dean is trying to sneakily do all these things for him but really “take me home dean or a swear to god”
Laurie Penny, Sherlock and the Adventure of the Overzealous Fanbase (via moniquill)
So teal deer version: Corporate sources are pissed that the practice of folklore is still going strong.
why do americans get so shocked that there is a schooling system different to theirs
Because we get so excited over the idea that education could actually be better and fun and not make us fall into debt
In other news I shut my finger in a door today.
ANNE FRANK WAS BI
HOW DID NO ONE EVER TELL ME THIS
I FEEL FUCKING ROBBED