“You led me into a dragon’s den,” I said.
“And you came out the other side unharmed.”
“I came out the front door, actually.”
“I was speaking metaphorically.”
“Yeah, well, that’s where we’re having a bit of a disconnect, because I was speaking literally,” I said. “It wasn’t a tunnel I passed through or a rite of passage, it was the actual lair of an actual dragon and what happened there was the single worst, most harrowing experience of my life.”